Just this past evening, legendary Horror/Child Lit auteur RL Stine got a hold of JJ and myself via electronic mail, and hit us with some rather exciting news. Stine claimed that he aimed to publicly release a series of lost and unused Goosebumps cover images, and that he wanted to use our very own Sports Schmortz as his conduit to the masses. At first, the Schmortz staff were weary to oblige to this request, as these things have nothing to do with sports, but in the end, cooler heads prevailed.
You know what, this has gone on long enough. I was going to attempt to keep pulling the wool over your eyes, but I suppose I should let the cat out of the bag. In actuality, RL Stine never e-mailed either JJ or myself. These covers are dripping with our specific brand of retarded, and the pair of us is to blame... Also, I would appreciate if the Hanna J didn't jump down my throat for using the term retarded in the past sentence.
Anyway, look out for more covers to drop in the near future, and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
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Notice how we classed things up toward the end there?
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