Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Can't Keep A Good Monster Down


Grantland.com NFL correspondent Dave Jacoby took a trip to Denver this past Sunday to gauge the excitement-level emanating from the Mike High parking lot before the hometown Broncos faced off against the Motor City Ndamukong-Megatrons. While scanning the tail-gate, Jacoby talked to a fan known only as The Mile High Monster, who appeared to be composed entirely of pom-pom's, and made some surprising claims regarding his favorite team... Get a load of this truth bomb the Monster dropped during an interview, excerpted from Jacoby's feature on Grantland...

Dave Jacoby: "What is your favorite thing about being a Broncos fan?"
Mile High Monster: "The paaaartaaaay. Having a crazy time."


Can you believe that the MHM prefers "having a crazy time", to sitting down and analyzing the X's and O's?! I thought I had this dude pinned down, but I suppose even my own prescience can sometimes get clouded. And while Tim Tebow's eventual performance against the Lions was ultimately dismal, I have a feeling that the Mile High Monster will be ready to party again this coming Sunday, the same way I'm sure he can puke 'n' rally with best of 'em.

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