How To Fill The NBA Void

With the NBA season on the brink of cancellation, I've decided to track down some alternate sports in the situation that there's full blown lockout. I present to you my top 5 picks to fill the NBA void...

5.) Fistball

So, it's basically volleyball, only way easier. The best part about fistball is all of the jokes you can make when girls participate. For example, here are a couple of girls fisting.

4.) Wife Carrying

No fatties allowed.

3.) Baby Sumo Wrestling

What a perfect way to take advantage of childhood obesity. The Maury Show would be a hotbed for up and coming talent.

2.) Skyball

It's like basketball, only way easier.

1.) Feline Agility Contests

It's like watching a dog agility contest, only way worse.